Ouuch Mah..squito!

One tight slap on thigh, one on cheek, another one on the right hand after 10 seconds. Killed two and one just flew away. But it’s going to make a comeback just like the other bunch with its huge entourage in sometime. Summer at its peak. Delhi is hot as hell and on top of that there is mosquito menace followed by its associated disease and symptoms. This year a lot more mosquitoes are swarming Delhi with their killer stings. The life span of a mosquito is 22 - 26 hrs. During time period a female may lay up to 150 eggs. So imagine the numbers they are multiplying. Government has no clue where they came from and day by day they are setting a strong foothold in the city. You are guaranteed to get bit starting from the Airport to the other side of Yamuna river. This mosquito infested city is now alert. Health Minister A K Walia, after a 2 hour long meeting, said the intermittent showers combined with rising temperature have created conditions conducive for breeding of mosquitoes which needs to be checked urgently. But are they actually checking it? Delhi Government asked RWAs, private and public offices, hospitals, schools, police stations and market associations to take effective steps to stop breeding of mosquitoes which transmit dengue. Forget about Dengue or Malaria or Chikangunia. Delhiites are getting a strange disease. This mosquito bites give pain in bone joints which stays for more than six months. So start covering up. To prevent itching apply Odomos. Pleasant evening breeze outside can be enjoyable but make sure you are protected. But Delhiites are smart. While partying in open space besides serving good food and drinks there’s always a tube of odomos lying somewhere for the scanty clothed ladies. Kaccchua Chaap coils are in every nook in the houses in this season. And there is at least one commercial of mosquito repellant out of ten in TV. The awareness and protection is there. So play it safe. Stay covered Delhi girls. Do you really need to attract even more eyes than you already would with your fair skin, big eyes and long rebonded hair?

Give me Red! The coolest DTC Bus...A worthy Ride

"I say hello, you fool, I love you, Come on join the Joyride", Roxete is right in their words and tune. The only thing is probably it was not meant for Delhi buses. But who cares?

If Delhi Metro rocks then Delhi bus certainly doesn't rock any less than that. Now the crowd is equidivided between Metro and buses. Or Metro is more crowded? Ahem Ahem! Just go on the road and take a few glimpse on the bus and you will be able to find out the truth. The truth about cats and dogs!

Delhi is slowly bidding gooodbye to the dud non ac buses. More and more DTC AC Buses are brought on the road thinking to deal with Delhi's muggy weather. Thank you Mr Arvinder Singh Lovely, Our hon'ble Transport Minister. You actually proved yourself lovely towards the Entire Delhi mass.

6pm at Andrews Gunj Bus stop. People are waiting for their bus to their way to home. But where is the maddenning jostling crowd? You practically can stretch both of yours arms widely and take a 360 degree turn and still there is space.. No tensed up faces to see. The girl is profusely talking on phone. Auntiji is taking the best bite from the braised corns as if she does not have any hurry to reach anywhere. The Gentleman is smoking a cigarrette peacefully and the boy in white shorts with his tennis racket is changing track in his white ipod. Two begger boys are chasing eachother. And a couple under the bus stop shed  sitting dangrously close to eachother. Is this a place for romance? Or they too are waiting for their romantic bus ride?

The Red bus arrives. No no, There are two infact. One Red and the Green. Their size is same but the looks are slightly different. Peple slowly alight from the buses. No one is shoving anyone nor anyone is shouting like a touter about the bus routes. The seats are full in both the buses and very few standees. Some people are sleeping or have they just kept their eyes closed? Looks like they are drugged to the new their new comfort zone. Why not? Cool air, cooler seats and coolest wheels. Why not...Indulge yourself in this stylish mode of coolest transportation. Just then the girl attends her phone, "Mamma you dont have to send the car to the metro station. I am fine I'll be there in next 20".

P.S: You can buy a Rs 40 daily pass from Delhi Transport Corporation and travel unlimited in its swanky air-conditioned buses. Go to the following link:
http://dtc.nic.in/dt3.htm#3