I want to go horse riding at India Gate with Dr Manmohan
singh and discuss the current predicament of Indian Politics. Anna Hazare would
be pleading me to ask him to pass his "lok pal" Bill. I will run amok
with it. I won't listen. I want to see the color of corruption. I want to play
uncommon wealth games with Kalmadi and test his vigour which he gained out of
looting hundreds of crores. I won’t stop here. I feel for my India. I want to
go to Boston to visit Yuvraj singh and discuss about Delhi restaurants and how
madly badly his delhi fans are missing him in the ground. And he won’t be
surprised to know that Amisha Patel is doing an item number. He probably knows
it by now. If he hits the ground in May I will probably take a hike all the way
to Vaishnodevi. Jammu and Kashmir are not far from eachother. I want to meet
local people in Kashmir to make sure that Omar Abdullah has given a corruption
free governance which he vowed. Let me travel in a curfew jeep to Baramulla and
Muzaffarabad to see that the Kashmiri Pandits are still living there happily. I
really want to see if "Kashmir is not an integral part of India or its
just historical", contrary to what Ms Arundhati Roy preached. I feign to
believe that Kashmir was a land of Hindu before Muslim invasion. Taking a plunge
from the snowhill to the Southie water will bring some vast change in the
scene. I want to compare the hotness of Vidya Balan and Silk Smitha and bring
it in a platter to the ministers in the Parliament who were watching
pornographic clips during an assembly and shamelessly ask them whom did they
actually fantasize. I wish Adolf Hitler still ruled and sent those so called rulers
to some nazi extermination camp. The love hate relationship of Narendra Modi
and the mass doesn’t haunt me anymore because they both are right to my views. It’s
difficult to keep everyone happy. But Gujrat has substantially improved a lot
in past 10 years. This says it all. My undue weight related to these
controversies will not burn any hair but at least my friends will have a good
laugh to my ideas and intelligence that have been brought together in a potluck
and this might just make them sit up and think for a while about the whole gist
of it. I am not indiphobic nor am asking for a total corrupt free India. It’s
not so easy. Rome wasn't built in a day. Let’s just cleanse it. As much as we possibly
could. A group of correct young leaders and a strong support towards a positive
nation is all we need. Seriously it won’t take much time!
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