Monday, 2 April 2012

Rain On Me CP oh CP!

The Capital falls. Roads caved in, trees uprooted by wind, Yamuna River is crying over lands massacring homes and colonies, Broken barrage, blah blah blah. Watch the news on TV and Newspaper and stick in your four post beds. Bunk your office and Smell the wet earth. Welcome to a rainy day, gets a little drastic and wild for a  change. Blame it to Global warming. Anyway Wet games are always interesting. Isn't it? All bollywood blockbusters have at least one or two songs in the "Barish"

I am loony or whatever. I am on my white billabong shorts, carrying a Janpath jhola and enjoying the walk on the grassy carpet of Palika Park barefooted and entering the heart of CP avoiding the debris and rubbles of Un-Common wealth Game. It’s nearly a horror show here but CP never loses its charm. Let’s see where the Georgian architecture evolves to! A facelift! Run amok with it. Raging Rain and reigning CP.

All shiny, happy people around. Limitation of life is sky high and it breaks in to us with Rain. A time to celebrate. Street kids are playing in the puddle splashing water at each other; Other two rich kids are watching them from the shed. I check my cell phone is safe in the plastic packet inside my pocket while the girl just passed by talking to her loved one without caring about her cell phone getting wet. Wet game again. We love it all. The mad homeless man is making his last drinks from his small quarter whiskey bottle. Someone is ushering the evening. I take a break for my "chai".

It’s raining relentlessly. Clock is ticking 10. All shops are closed. Some people are waiting beneath the sheds and still hoping that the rain would stop and they would walk away to their respective bus/auto stands or some may like to walk it all the way like me. Back in the service lane the dhaba is serving their last customers and two child labors are cleaning the utensils under the roadside tap abusing Delhi slangs happily to each other. Prostitutes have gone home with or without their customers. Not much traffic in the inner circle and the Parking lots are almost empty. Delhi Police Van is unmoved in the corner and the Policemen seem to be enjoying rain from the van. Two drunken men are bargaining with the auto driver in front of Keventers. They are shutting too. One happy couple is dangerously close to each other behind the pillar. I walk towards the cigarette kiosk around the corner of C block. I take a puff. Oh what a feeling! Cigarettes taste better with the weather I guess. Walking towards the PVR CP. here the party seems to have started. All lit up and many party people around. I could hear music stream as each one is opening the door of "Knight/Castle" to make an entry. How do people party on Mondays? Blame it to spoiled Delhi. Lonely homosexuals are waiting outside the clubs to gain entry by hook or crook at any cost. Two foreigners seem to have lost their ways and asking for direction while the Pan stalls outside Odeon are doing excellent business on the other side. The bikers are skeeing around ther road strutting their riding gears.

The squeaky, slippery Cannaught place looks prettier in the pouring Rain. I am in love with it. I turn around, store all the memory and head on. It starts raining heavily! Oh shit, not again....I spread my umbrella!

Watching You


Beneath the dark moon
Watches an eye
Witnessing mankind
As every seconds pass by


Catching their misdeeds
Warning them every day
Lest before they last pray
Their wishes wash away


Manhood initiated
As the life was born
There the love prevails
And tears were torn


But myth's sweeping wave
As years went by
Spared no-one to save
Ego left to die

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Laugh Delhi!

Woman: What is Delhi?
Man: Bitch, its the Capital of India!


Man 1: Delhi a city of call centers and snake charmers.
Man 2: Bastard, it is a huge city that is too diversified for you too generalise the whole of it.


Delhi is Where every US or UK company outsources their jobs to.
"Thank you for calling Dell, please hold for a while and we transfer you to a customer service executive."


Man 1: Wow. That girl is so smart.
Man 2: Must be some sweet Punjabi from Delhi.


Hey I got arrested for kissing in old Delhi.
Hey I need to take a pee. Go do it on the streets.


A city where people will work for $1.00 an hour a job where an american won't do it for $10.00
Cool Dude #1:"Man, all those bastards from Delhi Call centres are stealing all our jobs!"
Cool Dude #2:"There's always McDonalds and KFC"


Some guy: You know Patrick's deli? Wasn't it here?
Other guy: Yeah! He just sold out to some Indian named Rakesh and now they named it The New Delhi Deli.


Dude 1#: Let's go to Chandni Chawk and raom around old Delhi, and gorge on some cheap food and parathas.
Dude 2#: No, dude, let's be Dilli and sip some King Fisher.


Dilip: Hey, I just passed out from College, and I'm moving to this place in Noida. Man, am I still going to be a Delhiite?
Delhiite from Delhi: Yeah dood, chill, you're so cool :)








Monday, 19 March 2012

How old are we, Dear Delhi?

1. Delhi sealing and demolition drive started 6 years ago. But it feels like it was
yesterday that we saw in newspapers.

2. The first modern multiplex was opened in Delhi by PVR Cinemas in 1997. Yes 1997.

3. Daniel Ratcliffe is 23 years of old, Macaulay Culkin is 31 and you are probably at your
work now on a coffee break.

4. Chetan Bhagat’s books have been floating in Delhi since 9 years.

5. The Delhi Metro touched 10 years of operation.

6. Tata Sky was launched in Delhi almost 7 years back.

7. Rajiv Gandhi has was killed 21 years ago.

8. "Papa kehte hai" is a hit from 22 years ago and "Summer of 69" is way older. 27 years
old. Believe you!

9. Britney Spears is 31 and Madonna is 52 years today. And they are NOT touring Delhi this
year.

10. DTC low floor buses have been on the roads since 5 years.

11. New AIIMS flyover was inaugurated 9 years ago.

12. Your nephew who was born yesterday is now friends with you on facebook.

13. Radio Cabs launched in Delhi in 2006. Long back.

14. "Kaun Banega Crorepati" was first aired in the year 2000 and we all went berserk.

15. Remember Mungli and the famous song "Jungle Jungle..pata chala hai". That was almost 17
years ago.

16. Amitabh Bachhan is 69 years, Amir khan is 47 and SRK is 46 years old.

17. Jessica Lal's Murderers are serving sentence since 6 years.  Wasnt it hitting in all newspapers just yesterday?

18. Arundhati Roy's hair is now grey and Khushwant Singh's heart still beats.

19. You are living in Generation Y and you cant turn back time. You can't stay ageless so
enjoy the moment basking on the good ole past!